Do you think I care if you ignore me?  You weren’t even that good in bed. You actually kinda sucked.

I ran into this straight guy I used to hook up with in high school the other day.  He looked like he had just seen a ghost.  What a douche.

When I moved to South Florida I hoped I would find some decent men, but boy was I wrong.  There is nothing but nastiness here.

I’ve been watching that show “Cheerleader Nation” and I want to slap all of those moms trying to live through their daughters.  Most of them are fat and not cute.

I saw the biggest mess at the bar last night.  I looked like he had just spent the last week doing every drug in the book.  Is this really what this world has turned into

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The new designer clothes you’ve been wearing does not cover up the fact that you are a total slut and a piece of shit.  Window dressing much?

That guy Jon Gosselin almost makes me hate that I have a dick.  He is probably the sorriest excuse for a dude I have ever seen.  Someone should cut off his dick and feed it to him.

I think I would rather eat out my own dirty ass than to ever screw you again.  You were the lamest lay I have ever had.

LMAO I was chillen with this dude the other day and he said he was feeling experimental.  I’m not complaining, but it sucks all these hot guys only want to hook up when they are drunk!

Some bitch had the nerve to tell me I needed to smile more and not look like I wanted to kill someone.  I was like, I’m in a long line and the girl at the cash register is moving TOO slow.

I hate sometimes I’m considered part of the same group as these nelly bottoms and drag queens. I act like a guy and don’t consider that as part of my world.

So Lindsay Lohan is getting a lot of press right now for something that has nothing to do with her movie career.  She needs to get her shit together.

It’s one thing to want to look your best, but wearing clothes that are about ten years too young for you makes you look like an idiot.  Dressing age appropriately is much sexier.

When I was younger I used to hook up online a lot.  Now that I’m older I just don’t get it anymore.  I can’t see myself having sex with someone I have never met before like I did before.

How the hell I’m sick in the middle of the summer?  I hope I didn’t catch anything from anyone. Maybe I should get some penicillin.

Do you have a “Bitch” you want to submit?  Post it on the Mega Bitches facebook page and it just may end up in future edition of the Florida Agenda.